Teenage Gossip Guy

Ok I'm in another contest and I have to tell you why I prefer vampires over werewolves. I don't know why but I'm Team Jacob, but think vampires have cooler features. By the way the contest is at http://moirarogers.com/blog/archives/2261.

Vampires

1. Are super fast
2. The girl vampires are so beautiful
3. They are very smart
4. They are mature because they have lived through a lot
5. They can become a refridgerator if yours goes out
6. They make sure your ice cream can't melt
7. They can hold their temper
8. Some have super powers which who wouldn't like those
9. They can help you with your homework
10. You never have to wait a long time to travel because they drive super fast
11. You don't have to worry about her going through her "problems"
12. No kids (my girl can't get pregnant)
13. They can help you with your history because they lived in it
14. They will always be there to save you
15. They never die
16. It would be cool to play "Guess what color your eyes are?"
17. They glow if the sun is hitting them
18. I don't have to worry about them eating me out of a house
19. I will have a watchdog all night long
20. If I have any problems my vampire would have to listen (they don't sleep)
21. You can find someone that is whiter than you
22. You can climb any tree you want to
23. No complaining about how they left the bathroom (they don't use it)
24. You never have to worry about them putting on perfume
25. They can become your own personal weapon

Werewolves

1. Always are away and busy
2. The boy werewolves try to take your ladies (kill them if their vampires)
3. They aren't smart enough to know when to leave you alone
4. They think everything is funny. Especially after a vampire was killed.
5. They break almost everything they touch
6. They can have half dog-half human babies (yuck!!!)
7. They can "accidentally" scratch your eye out
8. They make you have a hairy mouth after you kiss
9. They are only strong. They can't read your mind or anything like that.
10. They can't drive so you have to ride them everywhere
11. They always have "problems." It doesn't matter if they are a boy or girl.
12. They can be a little uncomfortable to sleep with.
13. The only thing they do in the sunlight is that they scare everyone in town
14. They always break their promises
15. They are too paranoid
16. They think sorry will fix anything
17. They stink all the time
18. They are messy
19. They literally are a watchdog
20. They are too self-centered
21. They eat a lot
22. They grow too fast
23. When you are talking to them in private its not really private
24. They think you want to know everyone's business
25. They do dangerous things

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This post is a part of Moira Rogers’ Creature Feature Kindle Throwdown Contest. By leaving a (meaningful) comment, you will be entered to win a Kindle from Amazon.com, or an alternate grand prize of $275 to spend at an online book retailer. For a full list of rules and more ways to win, visit the contest page.